Thursday, May 17, 2012

Mathematics:



This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs Experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this
:


What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? 



We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?.    



What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
 21 22 23 24 25 26.
 Then: 

 H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
98% 
 And 

 K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =
96% 

But ,
 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =
100% 
 And,
 
 B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
 AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. 

 A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 
118% 


So,one can conclude with mathematical certainty,that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and 
Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.  



 Now you know why some people are where they are!

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What is a 'HINDU' ?

In 1995, Chief Justice P. B. Gajendragadkarwas quoted in anIndian Supreme Court ruling:

When we think of the Hindu religion, unlike other religions in the world, the Hindu religion does not claim any one prophet; it does not worship any one god; it does not subscribe to any one dogma; it does not believe in any one philosophic concept; it does not follow any one set of religious rites or performances; in fact, it does not appear to satisfy the narrow traditional features of any religion orcreed. It may broadly be described as away of life and nothing more.

Common Misunderstandings on Hinduism

Vedanta (and all Hinduism) is entirely monistic, believing only in the all-pervading world-soul, Brahman, rather than a personal God

This advaita philosophy is certainly popular, and offers a simple explanation of the many deities. Nonetheless, many theologians have considered God to be a person. He is not merely an anthropomorphic representation, nor are the various deities and murtis simply incarnations or representations of an impersonal Supreme.

Thus Hinduism includes both monism and monotheism. It is misleading to call the Abrahamic religions,"the monotheistic traditions," implying that monotheism is absent from the Eastern traditions. Vedanta includes many monotheistic schools. They may accept the existence of many gods and goddesses, but strongly emphasizes the pre-eminence of the Supreme Deity.



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